Thursday, November 13, 2008

Why Women Love These Guys.....

1. The DOCTOR: because he says, "Take off your clothes."
2. The DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide."
3. The HAIRDRESSER: because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
4. The MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
5. The INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"
6. The STOCK BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then
slowly fall back again."
7. The BANKER: Because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
8. The HUNTER: because he goes deep into the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he
shoots.

Last but not least:
The TELEPHONE GUY: because he says, " Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?"

3 comment:

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